Someone changed the 'stats' on my profile a while back making me a 3 ft. tall, disabled midget wrestler which, now that I type it out, is freakin' hysterical--so, thank you 'Mysterious Stranger' for the random plug?!...but I've edited it back to reality ;}. I've been known to level small villages with my whimsical and downright saucy comedic stylings. Here are some things that I really love: thunderstorms, laughing until I cry, Jell-0 Twister, idiosyncrasies, cooking a phenomenal meal, human Origami, roller coasters, the perfect outfit, good hair-days and leather ensembles of any kind. Here are some things that I could do without: *people who don't do what they say they will do, fidgeters, gossip, ethnic bias--or any ignorance- based/ill-intended bias for that matter, judgmental people, doing dishes, ruminating, mean people and lying. I guess judgmental people doing dishes while ruminating about mean people who lie would pretty much SUCK, as well. I am absolutely not for the faint-of heart, while at the same time I feel I benefit most in this life from risking wearing mine on my sleeve and allowing myself to be vulnerable and strong at the same time.

My Ideal Person Please have jumper cables, at least know what a Swiss Army knife IS and find humor in people who think that duct tape fixes all things. I truly enjoy the company of people who share a love of laughter (the out-loud kind), open curiosity, and a mutual appreciation of how huge the little things are. I'm sort of a mental and physical sparr-er, if that's a word..it is now?! I love the stimulation and exploration; it carries me many places. I can be sarcastic with my humor, but find laughs just about anywhere. I'm drawn to a woman different enough to keep things inspired but similar enough to 'get it', because God knows I am not a starter-up-kit kind of guy, I call it like I see it, so the woman who appreciates that will be well taken care of and won't find herself with many dull moments. Also a pic would be nice what? are you in the witness protection program?!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Under a waterfall

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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